am i invited to party? no

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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12 in general

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hey bill!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Lil Wayne

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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