How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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