If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Dear crush, I want to drink you

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Are you a tree

So a baby seal walks into a club.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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