- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

rape that shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Nero, sure you are okay?

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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