At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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