whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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