what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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