What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Tall asians

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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WILLY

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sarah taylor

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Avery has crabs.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What you reading? reading?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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