WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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THE GAME

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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poop

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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