What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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