Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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PSN IS UP

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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