five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Women's rights

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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