What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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