Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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