Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A fat guy!

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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