- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do gay people eat?? food

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

^that joke a piece of shit

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??