How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Women's rights.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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