Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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*insert joke here*

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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