A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Three black men were walking...

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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AVI IS A FAG

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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