How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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The person below me is weird.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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