What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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