Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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osama bin laden is dead

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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