What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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The NBA lockout

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Windows Vista

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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