what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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