Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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