- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Dont read this joke

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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