Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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