Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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