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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

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