Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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