Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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