This is not a joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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