What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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dog

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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