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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Apple juice.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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