Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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