What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Female rights.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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