What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

poop

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Me Neither.

What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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