Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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