Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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try slamming a revolving door

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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