Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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John Stamos.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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