what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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