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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Chuck Norris died.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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