why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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