What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Pinus Testicles

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Proof reading

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Poop

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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