yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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