What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Racial Equality

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Anti Joke

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