Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Yo mama so fat.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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arena football

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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8=> >->-o

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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