What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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knock knock you may come in

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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