A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Hi what I lug you

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Cows go moo.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Anti Joke

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