Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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This one time at band camp....

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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