What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Anti Joke

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