Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Lockerbie bombing

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Anti Joke

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