SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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I literally died laughing

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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