What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Hi what I lug you

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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