What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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