why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Where's my tractor?

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Charlie Sheen

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

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