What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What's your guys names?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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