Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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marble

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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