What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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4-4-2

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dallen loves penis

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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hi iggy

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