Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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