Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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