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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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The WNBA

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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