What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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