Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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womens sports...

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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