- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

So dont touch it

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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