- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Wright flyer

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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