Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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45.

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flavin's head

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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