A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Women's rights.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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I won the game.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Anti Joke

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