- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Womens rights

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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