An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Obama.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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I hate blackniggers

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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