Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Thanks

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Anti Joke

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