Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Land Rovers

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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