A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Womens Rights.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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