Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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You're on fire.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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