Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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