What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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You're on fire.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Anti Joke

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