what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Cool Brian

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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