What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Communism

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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I'm not here.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Anti Joke

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