What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Do the roar!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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