what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Wolf Pussy

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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