Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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im telling maguire

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What? Huh?

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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