Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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