Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Cows are land manatees.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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