Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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