When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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