Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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LIE

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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