What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Anti Joke

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