- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

I can't think of a joke.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Jews...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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