Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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raping black women

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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