what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Justin Bieber

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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