Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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black people

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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but there is a road to the super market

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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I have read the terms and conditions

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Your big dick.

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