Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Dakota Fanning

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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