- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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