Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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