Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Your mother is so fat.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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