Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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my gramma died

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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whats 2+2? 1

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Badabing.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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